Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Ek khayal

Ek khayal sa, Ek Sawal sa
Uljha hua sochta hoon
Aaj simat aayi hai
dooriyan saari

tumhari aakhon ki kor mein
Ek aansoo ban kar
Wo jo bah bhi na saka
Aur ruk bhi na saka

Ek ehsaas sa, jo kabhi zinda tha
Dil ke kisi kone mein
Akela aaj bhi hai,
andheron mein Ghira hua

Waqt ki dahleez pe
Ruke hue ek kadam ki tarah
Na is paar hi hai
Na us paar

Wo aansoo jo simat aaya hai
Tumhari aankhon ke kor main
Bahna bhi chahta hai
Aur Rukna bhi

This is free style writing, also called as modern writing by some hindi poets, have been experimenting with this lately.

Luv & Magic
Abhi

Client Interview

The D Day...

I am on Paracetomol, (To avoid temp) and have a call to take at 10:30 PM. If this works out, and if client likes me and Visa should not get rejected (B1 ofcourse) and any storms/earthquakes (Which may demolish the airport) or any other natural influences are non-occurent I may go to the $ land, California.

A major if is I dont resign from my current organization while any of the above is not true. With all this, and an else clause some where after all nested if's.

Thats for now..

Luv & Magic
Abhi

Monday, July 19, 2010

Automated Ass Wash System !



Americans always surprise the world with their 'ahem' technical innovations. This time, I happen to come across an automated ass wash system.
Yup, next time one sits in the loo, his ass can be washed automatically with a jet of warm water coming from behind. Once done with the work, one can simply press a button to get the crap filled ass washed automatically.



More info here: http://www.totousa.com/Washlet/WashletS400.aspx

Stupidity has no limits, genious has.

PS: Read the features carefully, it has a massage system too !!!

The speech issues :)

Remember the old days, of memorizing a page full of crap written by mom or sister in a school elocution?

Had a chance to live those moments again, my niece has a competition next week, the topic is "My favourite leader". Our education system is very good in introducing wrong perceptions right from the roots, can any political leader be termed as favourite?

Anyways, she chose to speak on Indira Gandhi, and my smart sis immediately composed a page long speech. Poor little soul needs to memorize and vomit it in front of Jury & other students who are going to Judge her by what she would speak out at the Dias.

No offense to Indira Gandhi or AECS Schools, but c'mon guys grow up, stop judging little kids by how well they can remember and read out about someone they hardly know of.
Dear God please educate the Educationists of India, and give them some sense.

Luv & Magic
Abhi

Thursday, July 15, 2010

The New Machine :)










The Saga Continues.. :)
Luv & Magic
Abhi

Monday, July 12, 2010

Ek lamha

Aaj Akela hoon main
Us lamhe ki tarah,
jo do khayalon ke beech mein hota hai
Ek sannata sa jeeta hai
Khamoshi mein lipta hua

Jis manzil ki talaash si rahi umr bhar
Aaj aur door nazar aati hai mujhe
Sirf apni yaadon ke sahare jiye jaata hoon
Un aasoone ko yaad kiye jaata hoon

Aaj Akela hoon main, us lamhe ki tarah
Jo kabhi tumhare paas hone pe, khayalon se mehroom raha
Jo sirf tumhe dekhta raha aur sochta raha
Tum hi shayad wo manzil ho jise dhoondta main raha

Bahut door nazar aati ho tum mujhe
Aaj akela hoon main us lamhe ki tarah

Luv & Magic
Abhi

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Kuch Rishtey Ajeeb Hotey Hain

Kuch Rishtey Ajeeb Hotey Hain
Na koi sira hota hai, Na koi ant,
bas yun hi ek kabhi na khatam hone wali roshni ki tarah
kuch akeli ho chuki tanhai ki tarah
kuch ansuni si khamoshi ki tarah

Kuch pal bhi hote hain un rishton ke saath jude hue
Jaise wo pal un rishton ke saanso ki ek dor ho
Kuch batein bhi hoti hain, ek awaz ke saath, Dhundli si yaad jaisi
Aur kuch unkahe jazbaat jo dil mein ubhar aate hain
Har baar un rishotn ko yaad kar ke

Kuch Rishtey Ajeeb Hotey Hain

The Wow factor !

People turning their heads while I drive..

Kind of interesting experience. Thanks to the team:

Jameel - Overall design / Customization
Akber - The paint man
Jameel & Associates - The entire Lining work
Nazir - Electrician
Farooq - Entertainment / Advisor
Samath - Body Design / Denting
Aziz - Minor fittings/ Advisor

& most importantly

Ratan - Mechanic / Friend / Advisor

Faboulous job guys.. Sorry for the delay in pictures, unable to load it on my PC here..
Pics to come in soon !

Luv & Magic
Abhi

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Jeeps Done !

The Jeep is built, I would be taking the Delivery today.

Checklist

Insurance Papers - Ready
RC with Fitness - Ready
License - Cmon Guys, was always there
Pollution Cert - Will get it done paying some extra bucks, as of now, engine coughs a black smoke
Seat Belts - Not installed :( (Kind of frustrating, repeated reminders also failed)

All said and done, will take the machine home today. Will upload the pics in my next post !

Luv & Magic
Abhi